also, too, as well. a collection of comics from a bored cubeland worker in 2011.

  • aural identification

    it’s been noted previously that i have a strange affectation when it comes to people and their sneezes. it most often comes up at work because there seems to be a significant number of particles in the air. i hear at least 30 sneezes a day. seriously. i only use my regular retort with close…

  • what business is it

    i’m generally not a fan of expressing one’s individuality with stickers on a car or political lawn signs. the ones i don’t really mind, tho, are ones that remind us of laws… like, sharing the road with motorcycles, or slowing down cuz kids are playing. there’s one that *always* tricks my eye and every time,…

  • inanity

    it happened again… except this time, it’s worse. my boss came over to my cube and leaned over the stark, brown wall that i’ve recently come to loathe. he uttered the following: imagine my excitement when i was told that i would be responsible for copying some 200-odd open bug tickets for a website that…

  • personal fan

    we all have relationships with the people that we have the pleasure to work with… after a while, the origin of said relationships can sometimes get fuzzy and fade away from memory. i have one particular relationship at work whose beginning (and subsequent continued existence) is far from faded. allow me to tell you the…

  • the webinar

    i usually start my day off with about 15 tabs open while i slowly weed through news of the day, techy crap i missed last night, and user experience junk that i can save for when someone finally lets me redesign our checkout. when i hear my boss’ familiar steps coming from 5 feet away……

  • come on, guise

    there are few things more annoying to me than having to use a public restroom… especially when it’s compounded by the fact that you *know* the people since it’s you probably also sometimes have to use the restroom at work. here’s a tip for everyone… there are several visual indicators that a stall is occupied;…

  • hydration

    at work, there’s a couple of water fountains by the bathrooms. they’re good for grabbing a sip on the way to a meeting. but they’re too shallow for filling a nalgene more than 8 ounces because you can’t get the angle right.   additionally, if someone flushes, the water pressure decreases to the point of…

  • stinky

    we live next to this really great park… people without dogs barely use it, and people with dogs frequently do (even tho they’re not technically allowed). we took them over a couple nights ago… it was kinda late for all of us, so it was extra dark. once we crossed the bridge, they both took…

  • invert yourself!

    we recently purchased an inversion table in an attempt to remedy back troubles. i’ve had a pinched nerve since october of last year, and recent stressors haven’t helped any.   you basically get on, clamp your ankles in the holder and lay down. if you put your hands above your head, the table falls back…

  • terrible customer experience

    so, i had one final package to mail off to the judge after my divorce hearing. it’s required to be in his hands within 30 days, so i promptly made copies in triplicate, prepared the packets of said copies, and headed over to the post office on my lunch break. of course, everyone and their…

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