come on, guise

there are few things more annoying to me than having to use a public restroom… especially when it’s compounded by the fact that you *know* the people since it’s you probably also sometimes have to use the restroom at work.


here’s a tip for everyone… there are several visual indicators that a stall is occupied; especially when it’s the *only* stall occupied. a quick glance does a pretty good job of helping you pick your 2-minute throne. or rather, which one *not* to choose.
in case you missed it, or are otherwise unable to see, i’ll help:


there is no reason, earthly or otherwise, for you to choose the stall directly adjacent to the only other person in the whole, sterile, brightly-lit, echoey room.